Nice & Funny SMS, hope you like it ..

من طرف Manshy_fox الأحد أغسطس 26, 2007 1:11 pm

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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

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Your Like A Drug
That Gives No Mercy
You Fill Me With Your
Love Than Leave Me To Cry
I Know That Im So
Weak And That Without You
I Know I Would Die
I`m Addicted To Your Love

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Hello My Lovely
(Moon)...

I want To See Your Beautiful
(Eyoon)...

When I See You, Everything
(Yhoon)...

If I can't Call You I Become
(Magnoon)...

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Why do I miss u?
Because you make me smile. u are so kind. u are so sweet. u are very funny. And most of all, because u are not texting me any more. That's why.

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I love all the stars in the sky
but they are nothing compared
to the ones in your eyes!

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God saw u hungry, so he
created rice, Saw u thirsty
created water, Saw u in
the dark, created light & when
he saw u without a cute
friend... E7em!
He created ME

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One day the moon said to me,
if she makes u cry,
why don't u leave here ?
I told the moon !
Moon would u ever leave your sky?..

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If U read,U Owe me a HUG,
if U delete,U Owe me a KISS,
if U save,U Owe me a DATE,
if U return txt 2 me,U Owe me All,but if U ignore,
ur MINE,so what will U do?

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If u save this msg it means im cute,
if u edit this msg im still cute,
if u 4ward this ur spreading
that im cute & if u erase this
ur jealous of me cos im cute!

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"Good Looks catch
the eyes
but a Good Personality
catches the heart.
Ur blessed with both"

FLATTERED ????

DONT BE,
it was sent 2 me
i just wanted u 2 read it

<<<<<<<<

let me guess
wht ur doing..

reading
book?

NaNa

listing
music?

uhu!

watching
tv?

Nah

caught u !

missing me
& reading my sms
Na ..!

oh now ur
smiling !

<<<<<<<<

The rain makes all things beautiful,
the grass and flowers too.
But if rain really makes all
things beautiful,
why doesn't it rain on you?

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Press down f u
miss me..

I MISS U 2

u r so sweet

ok bye..

still pressing?u
really miss me! ok
thanks & bye.

still pressing!!!
AMMA LAZGAH

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When I was a kid, my mom told me that angels live in heaven...
Now I know that it is not true...
Because if angels live in heaven,
.
.
.
.
.
.
WHY I AM HERE?

<<<<<<<<

I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend

I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

<<<<<<<<

I SENT THIS MESSAGE
ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR

ONLY FOR
DISTURBING U!!
Hehe!! Hehe

<<<<<<<<

1
message
received

1
cute friend
send it

1
monkey is
reading it

1
monkey is
angry

1
cute friend
is smiling

1
monkey is still
reading it

ha3 ha3

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I'm afraid to die not because
it will hurt or I don't know
what will happen, but because
I might be waiting for you in
Heaven and be disappointed.

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HUMANs
FaLL In LoVe

that's Normal

COWS
eat grass

that's ok

But when MONKEYS
caa

press mobile keypads

INCREDIBLE !!

Still pressing?

UNBELIVABLE

<<<<<<<<

I'm sure you were born in
this world as a cute baby.
Now that you're a grownup,
I have one question.?!?!

What happened.?!?!

<<<<<<<<

I went to ur home just now,
i cannot enter cos your door says:
#CUTE PEOPLE NOT ALLOWED#
Pls, take it off next time, ok?

<<<<<<<<

Every thing about
you is Perfect

Your lips
Your skin
Your eyes
Your body

You are lucky to
be born
GooD LooKing

Not LiKe me ..

Born to be Big
LIAR

<<<<<<<<

you should do 2 things when
you wake up in the morning
Pray to God so you can live.
Have shower so others can live!

<<<<<<<<

Someday u may lose ur hair,
lose ur teeth, ur money
and even lose ur mind,
But one thing u will never lose
ur good looks,
.
.
.
.
.

coz u can never lose
what u don't have!

<<<<<<<<

Don't feel sad,
don't feel glue,
Monkeys was ugly too !

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Hope you like it ...

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